Yee Haw! CLOWN CULT is going to the rodeo this September! Join us for an old west immersive variety show featuring the hottest clowns and cowboys in this here town. Then, stay at the saloon for a real kicker of an after party with line dance lessons, Frick Frack Blackjack, and a whole herd of other games, activities, shock, awe, and spectacle!

Undust the pink bedazzled cowboy hat you got for that Chappel Roan night, slide on the leather chaps you usually only wear to Folsom St Fair, buy a pack of Lucky Strikes and light a match - because some very gay clowns are getting together for the biggest, rootin tootinest, ding dang celebration of all that is camp, western, and rodeo!

Your favorite clowns' favorite cult is back to AWAKEN THE CLOWN inside us all! Come express your truest and silliest self at this ALL-CLOWN, ALL-CULT meeting of mischievous minds and freakish fools!

FEATURING!
THE BIG SHOW
Crazy Hard Stuff
Honey Baby
Oliver Herface
Xanny Twitch
And…
Cochina Divina
Excess Materials
Miss Woman The Woman
Mx. Ology
Sir Cum Sized
With Your Host…
Chuckie Sleaze
And a SPECIAL GUEST COHOST…
Glow Job

THE BIG AFTER PARTY
Line Dance Lessons with Wild Pansy
Frick Frack Blackjack
Pickleback Whiskey Saloon
Dolly Parton Lookalike Contest
Typewriter Tarts by The Poetry Brothel
Flash Tattoos by Lollygag
Wanted Poster Portraits
Silly String Showdown
Tarot by The Oracle Electric

TICKETS!
$25 SHOW & AFTER PARTY Early Bird Sale (7-3)
$30 SHOW & AFTER PARTY Pre Sale (7-3)
$40 SHOW & AFTER PARTY Door Sale (7-3) (Availability unlikely, as we tend to sell out)

$12 AFTER PARTY ONLY Early Bird Sale (10-3)
$15 AFTER PARTY ONLY Pre Sale (10-3)
$20 AFTER PARTY ONLY Day Of (10-3)
Our shows tend to SELL OUT! Please get your tickets ASAP and don’t miss out!

And remember: COME IN CLOWN for access to secrets and enlightenment behind your mortal grasp! Don your stripes, polka dots, tutus, and facepaint! Tune your squeaker, shine your horn, and wet your whistles! Become the clown. BE THE CLOWN!

SAFETY AND ACCESSIBILITY!
Consent is mandatory and kindness is key. If at any point you have questions or concerns, please talk to a staff member immediately. They can be found at the bar or at the door.

This venue is partially wheelchair accessible. The dance floor is one small step up and flat throughout. The backyard is down two large steps down and uneven throughout. The restrooms are up one step and very small.

This show will have flashing lights, blackouts, a smoke machine, and will sometimes encourage movement, speaking, and interaction.

If the price of the ticket is keeping you from coming, please reach out.

Please contact us if you would like assistance in making a plan that works for you and your needs. You can contact us at mailto:clowncultclowncult@gmail.com.

WHAT ELSE?
Bring CASH for the CASH ONLY bar, merch, tattoos, door tickets, and tips for performers.