🎂🌈ANNOUNCING🌈🎂 Our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY aaaand PRIDE EDITION: THE BIG GAY BIRTHDAY PARTY 🌈🤡🎂🤡🌈

Its been two whole years of absolute bananas ridiculousness together and we couldn’t be more proud!! We love you clowns and we wanna celebrate all the times we’ve spent together being cute & clown & queer together!!

We are pulling out ALL the stops at this one!! MORE clowns!!! SO MANY creampies!! And ONE BIG CHANCE to ascend into ABSOLUTE FOOLISHNESS!!

Come express your truest and sillest self at this ALL-CLOWN, ALL-CULT meeting of mischievous minds and freakish fools!

🎂🌈 FEATURING! 🌈🎂
⭐️THE BIG SHOW⭐️
FOU YORK
CHARLEY BISCUIT
CYANNABIS
MYSTERY SURPRISE TBA!!
And your host, CHUCKIE SLEAZE
Plus! Special appearances by… Cochina DIVINA, Humanette, Mx. Ology, and more!!

⭐️THE BIG AFTER PARTY⭐️
BOY JR - LIVE!!
DJ BOMBAZEEN!!
Plus….
Cream Pie All-Stars Championship
Big Silly Gift Exchange
Balloons 101
Gay Button Making Station
HONKR - Clown 4 Clown Matchmaking
HONKR Hankie Code
Piñata & Party Games
Queer Cinema Showings
Clown Quest
Flash Tattoos
Tarot Reading

🎂🌈JOIN US🌈🎂 for this very special night, celebrating TWO WHOLE YEARS of being silly, being weird, being gay, and being together!

TICKETS!
$27 Early Bird Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY
$32 Pre Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY
$40 Door Sale - SHOW + AFTER PARTY
$17 - Early Bird Sale- AFTER PARTY ONLY
$22 - Pre Sale - AFTER PARTY ONLY
$30 - Door Sale - AFTER PARTY ONLY
🌈Tix WILL sell out - get yours now!!🌈

Whether you’ve been indoctrinated into the cult and wish to rise in the ranks of ridiculousness, or you are clown-curious and yearn for initiation, this night is your chance to ascend into absolute clownery!

And remember: COME IN CLOWN for access to secrets and enlightenment behind your mortal grasp! Don your stripes, polka dots, tutus, and facepaint! Tune your squeaker, shine your horn, and wet your whistles! Become the clown. BE THE CLOWN!

SAFETY AND ACCESSIBILITY!
Consent is mandatory and kindness is key. If at any point you have questions or concerns, please talk to a staff member immediately. They can be found at the bar or at the door.

We will also have SAFETY CLOWNS who will be roaming the venue keeping an eye on all of you. They will be wearing a glowing blue armband and can also be a safe person to discuss any concerns to.

This venue is partially wheelchair accessible. The dance floor is one small step up and flat throughout. The backyard is down two large steps down and uneven throughout. The restrooms are up one step and very small. 

This show will have flashing lights, blackouts, a smoke machine, and will sometimes encourage movement, speaking, and interaction.

If the price of the ticket is keeping you from coming, please reach out.

Please contact us if you would like assistance in making a plan that works for you and your needs. You can contact us at clowncultclowncult@gmail.com.

WHAT ELSE?
Bring CASH for the CASH ONLY bar, merch, tattoos, and tips for performers.  

Poster by @lollygaglab