THIS EVENT IS CANCELLED. Sorry for the bummer. All ticket purchases have been refunded.

The Last Chance Dancers remain on track to fulfill their mission statement of dancing the entire corpus of discogs.com, this time pulling off Brothers by The Black Keys on vinyl.

NEW: EXCELSIOR PASS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY. If you were not vaccinated or tested in NY, a photo of your CDC vaccination card with ID or negative COVID-19 test result within 7 days of the show will be accepted.

No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Back when we did Gaga, a leaf fell onto the record and hit the needle. At Arctic Monkeys, we hit a nasty scratch and got stuck in a groove but kept dancing right on through until Jacob nudged the needle with his fingernail.

Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm.
One show only this time!

We have more people than chairs. Come early if you want a seat, lean all sexy against a tree or a wall, sit on something that's not a chair, or bring a picnic blanket!

The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé D’Avril, Kita St. Cyr, Maggie McMuffin, and Venatrix. Plus special one-night-only guest: Genie Adagio.

Warning: This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and sexually explicit language.

ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY
The main entrance and indoor museum are entirely flat, but there are 4 steps up and 4 steps down to the backyard. The backyard is uneven with some platforms, but a paved area near the entrance is available with a view of the stage. Email jacob@cityreliquary.org with any questions or needs, and we'll happy to figure out if and how we can accommodate.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
Sustaining monthly memberships help us predict our finances, and survive through and beyond this pandemic. We can plan much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as always, is free for members. Join at cityreliquary.org/join.

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Drinks can be purchased from Chef Sam with cash or Venmo.