Buffalo Bailey’s Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other is offering an incredible one-time-only deal right here, right now. Sure, your subprime mortgage rate may be ballooning and America is sinking back into the sea, but what better time to buy a vacation home for your family and friends? There’s no place like Buffalo Bailey’s, where you can watch horsedrag all night at the discobarn, relax in the jacuzzi (coming Fall 2007!), or sort beans over yonder by the pig pit. You must stay for the duration of the timeshare presentation in order to receive your gift basket. 90 minutes. Tick tock.

The full title is Buffalo Bailey's Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other: a 90 Minute Timeshare Presentation. Do not believe the event title! It is a terrible lie.

With:
Bailey Williams
Derek Smith
Alex Rodabaugh
Andy Kuncl
& introducing... Jack Raymond

Lighting Designer: Kate McGee
Stage Manager: Dario Gonzalez

Additional projection design by Augi Lopez
Additional song lyrics by Tessa Skara
Photos by Christian Hendricks

The Parlour is in Manhattan at 144 5th Avenue near 19th Street.
Tickets will be available soon!