After a rained-in Lana show, The Last Chance Dancers have a crack at Rumours by Fleetwood Mac played in full on vinyl.

No breaks. No mercy. Just raw emotion and bare flesh. Back when we did Gaga, a leaf fell onto the record and hit the needle. At Arctic Monkeys, we hit a nasty scratch and got stuck in a groove but kept dancing right on through. Anything could happen.

Doors 8:00pm, show 8:30pm.
One show only this time!
Don't be late.

The Last Chance Dancers are: Queensiñera, Esmé D’Avril, Kita St. Cyr, Maggie McMuffin, and Venatrix. Plus special one-night-only guest: Logan Laveau.

Seasonal soul-quenching libations by minor celebrity chef Sam Reiff-Pasarew.

This is an outdoor show. Come prepared, no matter the weather. You're welcome to move around or head inside throughout the show. A few chairs are available scattered about but it’s mostly standing room. There’s also a picnic table for the cool kids.

Warning: This is a real burlesque show, with professional burlesque dancers. Anyone is welcome, but please note there will be sexually explicit performance, nudity, and sexually explicit language.

ACCESSIBILITY & SAFETY
The main entrance and indoor museum are entirely flat, but there are 4 steps up and 4 steps down to the backyard. The backyard is uneven with some platforms, but a paved area near the entrance is available with a view of the stage. Email jacob@cityreliquary.org with any questions or needs, and we'll happy to figure out if and how we can accommodate.

WHAT IS THE CITY RELIQUARY?
Reliquaries typically house the ostensible bones of dead saints. We’re a museum that houses the bones of New York City. From seltzer bottles to schist cores, roller skates from racially integrated rinks, to a burnt out lightbulb from the Statue of Liberty's torch.

WHY MEMBERSHIP?
Sustaining monthly memberships help us predict our finances, and survive through and beyond this pandemic. We can plan much better around reliable “subscriptions” than the whims of admissions & ticket sales. This show, as always, is free for members. Join at cityreliquary.org/join.

WHAT ELSE?
Please come prepared to tip the performers via cash, Venmo, or Cash App. Drinks can be purchased from Chef Sam with cash or Venmo.